we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.
REAL FUCKING TALK
sadly this is true and it’s something that needs to be stopped.
One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay. (Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)
Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.
Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.
Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.
Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own. (Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)
Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.
Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.
Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.
Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.
Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
This photo was actually taken from a set I shot of myself at the end of last summer - You can just about see the tan line starting at my waist… It’s the first summer that I’ve ever been shirtless in public for a long, long time, due to being fairly insecure about my body and worrying what others may think. It’s never been an issue in private, but I’ve always been hung up about being semi-naked in public… Anyway, I’ve gained a whole lot of confidence in the past year thanks to taking selfies like this and receiving overwhelming feedback, and a whole bunch of horny comments too, which I’ll admit I do also enjoy :P I guess that makes me a bit of a closet exhibitionist! www.bushofire.tumblr.com
I am so glad that you decided to go shirtless, as I am sure all the other people who were lucky enough to be at the beach or pool with you were. No but honestly I know a lot of people, both men and women, who would never take their shirts off and enjoy the sun. It made me sad because life is too short for that. So I am so glad you are enjoying things without feeling insecure. Sometimes we just need another perspective to see ourselves differently. This photo is absolutely stunning, I had to take a minute to get my tongue back in my mouth before I started typing. Thank you so much for submitting.
beautiful boy. i think i am obsessed with bushofire
Glad your not insecure about your body anymore, because honestly you have a kick ass bod